🎤 How to Write the Perfect Wedding Speech (Without Losing Sleep Over It)
- Jordan Vassallo Celebrant
- Jun 18
- 2 min read

Whether you’re the Best Man, Maid of Honour, a proud parent, or even the couple themselves, giving a wedding speech is a big deal. And let’s be honest—exciting, emotional, and just a little bit terrifying.
But don’t worry! As the #1 Male Celebrant in Australia—and yep, as seen on Married at First Sight—I’ve heard hundreds of wedding speeches. Some that made us laugh-cry, some that brought the house down, and a few that probably could’ve used a little edit.
Here’s how to write a wedding speech that’s heartfelt, entertaining, and hits just the right emotional note—without rambling, freezing up, or relying on awkward clichés.
Step 1: Nail the Opening (Without Saying “For Those of You Who Don’t Know Me…”)
Let’s retire that tired line, shall we? There are plenty of fresh, warm, and confident ways to introduce yourself. Try one of these instead:
“Hi everyone, I’m [Name], and I’ve had the absolute joy of knowing [Name] for [x] years.”
“I’m [Name]—proud sibling, emotional wreck, and today’s unofficial speech coach for anyone who left it until last night.”
“When [Name] asked me to speak today, I was honoured… and slightly terrified. But here goes.”
A simple, confident intro sets the tone and gives your audience a reason to tune in—not zone out.
Step 2: Share a Personal Story
This is the heart of your speech. Choose one or two personal moments or stories that showcase who the couple is and why their relationship is something special. Be honest, be warm, and don’t force jokes—let the humour come naturally.
A great story will:
Reveal something about the couple’s personality
Highlight the connection you have with them
Feel relatable and inclusive
Step 3: Say Something Meaningful
This is your chance to reflect on what love and commitment look like through the lens of this particular couple. You can be sentimental, philosophical, or funny—but always be real.
Here are a few questions to help you shape it:
What have they taught you about love?
What do they bring out in each other?
What makes their connection so special?
Step 4: Keep It Short and Sweet
Trust me, no one ever said, “I wish that speech was longer.” Keep it 3–5 minutes. Practice it aloud. Time it. Respect the flow of the night (and the champagne levels).
Step 5: Finish Strong with a Toast
You’ve warmed hearts and maybe made a few people tear up—now land the plane.
Some simple but powerful ways to toast:
“Here’s to a life full of adventure, laughter, and quiet moments of love. To [Name] and [Name]!”
“May your love be modern enough to survive the times, but old-fashioned enough to last forever.”
“To the newlyweds—thank you for reminding us what love looks like.”
Then raise your glass and lead the cheers!
Final Thoughts
A great wedding speech isn’t about being the funniest, smartest, or most poetic person in the room. It’s about being you. Honest, warm, and speaking from the heart.
And if you need someone to set the tone, bring the energy, and make sure your ceremony is as unforgettable as your speech—I’ve got you.
Jordan Vassallo
#1 Male Celebrant in Australia | As seen on Married at First SightLet’s create something unforgettable—together.👉 Let’s get started
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